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Funny Love Quotes
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
I am a hot blooded fighter and i am fearless.
Love is being stupid together.
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Everyone has at least one unstable friend, i just happen to be that friend.
I didn’t want to fall in love, not at all. but at some point, you smiled, and holy shit i blew it.
I just want to be yours.
Excuse me why are you so cute?.
Dreams don’t work unless you do.
I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.
Sometimes i wonder how you put with me. then i remember, oh i put up with you. so we’re even.
Good girls are found in every corner of the earth. but unfortunately earth is round.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
I love you more no, i love you more.
You call it madness, but i call it love.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: you can be right or you can be happy.
If had a dime for ever time i thought of you, would be a millionaire.
Every girl has her best friend, boy friend, and true love. but you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.
Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
I love you the same way i learned how to ride a bike; scared but reckless.
International symbol for marriage.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
Besides chocolate you’re my favorite.
I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination.
I love rumors. i always find out amazing things about myself i never knew.
Dear diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. yours sincerely chocolate cake.
Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
You hold my heart in your hands don’t clap.
I complained because i had headaches until i meet a man with no head.
Thanks for putting up with me and for me.
I thought i was promiscuous, but it turns out i was just thorough.
Sisters are like fat thighs they stick together.
marriage has no guarantees. if that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. be brave, live.
Jealousy is when you count someone else’s blessings instead of your own.
Life begins after coffee.
Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s either me or the house.
Hate is funny. love isn’t, love can kill you. hate can keep alive.
I was married by a judge i should have asked for a jury.
I know a girl, she puts the color inside of my world.
Yes i was in love but that was yesterday.
I can always make you smile.
Loving is like peeing in your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
If it is important to you, you will find a way. if not, you’ll find an excuse.
The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. other than that watch out.
A good marriage is not just about marrying the right person, it is also about being the right person.
Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. your job is to pump blood that’s it.
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. fridge, you’re coming to my room.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I wish falling in love has traffic lights too. so that i would know if i should go for it, slow down or just stop.
You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.
You’re the only fish in the sea for me.
I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?.
You drive me crazy.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
What matters most is how you see yourself.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.